Parking Incident

A : Eh..lu kelmalin park lu mia keleta sana ar, orang mau datang cali gaduh tau tak?
Me : *puzzled* Apa?
A : Kelmalin, lu pak lu mia keleta sana, lagi satu keleta datang nak pak tepi, saya kata tak boleh pak sana. Dia tanya kenapa lu mia boleh pak sana, dia mia tak boleh. Sudah mau datang cari gaduh lu tahu?
Me : *this is so F la..* Saya park sana tak block orang mia jalan, kalau dia park tepi saya dia block jalan orang la! You tak bagi tahu dia ka? Buat pa dia nak park tepi sayA? tempat lain tak ada ka? Boloh la dia.
A : Saya cakap sama dia, kata lu mia tak block jalan, dia sudah mau datang cari gaduh.
Me : Lu ada tumbuk dia ka? Kasi dia diam. *grins*
A : HAha. Takada la...Lain kali jangan pak sana la. Nanti olang cari gaduh, saya susah mia...

I want it too, because you have it.
I wanna eat this too, cos you're having it.
I wanna come along, because you're going.
I wanna park right next to you, cos you parked your car here!

WTF?!

I admit it was my fault cos I parked my car near a turn that was meant to be used to exit the parking lot. But I parked my car so nicely that a HUGE truck will have no problems passing by through without scratching/denting/crashing my car or others. Problem with the parking lot was that they didnt have lines that clearly define the parking bays. So we usually refer to the car next/in between a space and decide whether or not the car fits into the place.

Given my everyday experience with PS parking problems, I seize every opportunity (read : every inch of space) that my eye catches.

That donkey who insisted that He (I'm pretty sure that donkey's a He!) can park his car right next to mine is such a Moron. I'm already a half moron for parking my car there, and he wants to do the same thing and declare to the world that he's a complete Moron. If he were to park his car there, he will definitely be blocking the exit. What common sense does he need to make himself realise that?! Ugh.

Monkey see Monkey Doooo.